Mountainside Outfitters

"BUT IT'S TINY."

People have been blowing up our messenger congratulating us about how great our new flag looks so I came over to see it and I was extremely disappointed.

My reaction was not welcomed. Apparently no one has ever called this model flag "tiny" before & such a description was found to be insulting.

I'm told that it's not tiny, it is massive, it just looks tiny because it's on the biggest pole in the state.

I argued that it wasn't even as big as Camping world's but was told it's bigger, it just looks smaller because theirs are on smaller poles and are closer to the highway.

I said, "All I know is that this flag does not scream 'MOUNTAINSIDE' from 5 miles away and that's what I want.

Build me the biggest flag that the pole can handle without ripping out of the ground.

Get me a flag that makes people so proud to be an American that they tear up when they pass it.

Build me something that people will share videos of all over the country.

I want a flag that makes the most patriotic among us say, well, that's a bit excessive."

I'm told it will stupid expensive and will take about 12 weeks to custom build.

"SEND IT!"

PS. We are starting to accept donations to our flag fund. Besides the enormous expensive of the flag, these old lights cost a ridiculous amount to run, if we can get them working, and are crazy expensive to replace with L.E.D., which is really what needs to happen.

These monster flags must be replaced every 3 months even if you take them down any time you expect any winds nearing 15 mph.

Caring for the flag is about a full time job by itself as well, which is staff we need to pay, to make certain all flags are properly handled.

We will be investing in this symbol of everything we all love most about America with or without help, but any and all help will be greatly appreciated.

We don't need one big donation, we just need a lot of freedom lovers to donate $5. We will be building a memorial that will showcase and thank all who ever donate to our flag fund.

Thank you all!

'Merica!